For some reason, when humans get billions of dollars, their brains become infected with the idea of living on Mars. It’s an odd socioeconomic anatomical anomaly.

So, on Earth Day, we refocused the attention back from Mars to Earth. By placing a message directly in front of SpaceX headquarters reminding everyone who would rather try to escape this planet for another one that Mars actually Sucks. Love, Earth. Sorry, Elon.

It was fun to write. Got tons of press. And Mars has yet to respond.